So, for the three people who aren't aware of this by now, I had myself sterilized in March. Since I had hysteroscopic sterilization rather than a ligation (Essure, the trade name, is safer and more effective than having one's tubes tied), I had to go in for a follow-up HSG in June. Here follows the annoyance of dealing with Hospital's billing ( Read more... )

Oh God we had this thunderstorm and the temperature dropped like 15 degrees (from the low 90s to 79 when I was driving home) and my skull is full of snot and I cannot stop sneezing and I'm breathing through my mouth and it's all so fucking horrible and the worst thing is I cannot call in tomorrow. Well I can but just because we can do something ( Read more... )

To whom it may concern ( Read more... )

I think I may be shaping up for another six-week period. Just when I thought I had stopped, too.

FML.

Go ahead and ask me where the gravy is while I'm carrying the giant economy size of Feminine Hygiene Products under one arm. And while this sour look from having sore feet from standing for four and a half hours is still on my face. Ask. Go on and ask me where the gravy is, dumbfuck. I FUCKING DARE YOU ( Read more... )

GODDAMMIT INTERNET

GODDAMMIT

DO NOT GO OUT ON ME

DO NOTASLDKFJAL;SDFJA;SDLJF FUCK YOU AT&T EAT A BALLSACK AND DIE IN A FIRE RAAAAAAAAAAAEG SO MUCH RAEG ( Read more... )

Dear INDOT ( Read more... )

Dear AT&T,

Yes, I am in fact pretty sure that this is a line issue and not an equipment issue, because I doubt very much that I would be able to get on the Int0rbuttz if it were an issue of our modem being fried (yet again), and moreover, if it were one phone being out, I could credit the idea that yes, perhaps we need to replace the fucking ( Read more... )

Essure is not covered by my insurance plan. I do not anticipate having $1500-$3K ever again in the course of my life, and sadly I am not kidding.

Fuck you, Lol-Mart.